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In this extra scene from HUANG's WORLD, Eddie is in D.C. for food and a pottery lesson with the NFL's Vernon David and Chris Cooley.Missed the Season Premiere of HUANG'S WORLD? Watch it here for free: http://bit.ly/2sngYKP Subscribe Now: http://bit.ly/SUBSCRIBE-TO-VICELAND Follow VICELAND:VICELAND.com | https://www.viceland.com VICE Video | https://video.vice.com Full Uncensored Episodes on iTunes: http://itunes.com/Viceland Facebook | https://www.facebook.com/VICELANDTV Twitter | https://twitter.com/viceland Instagram | http://instagram.com/viceland Newsletter | http://bit.ly/1kpnyN6

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