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Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA The Onion's movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews 'Divergent' in this week's Film Standard Like The ...

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particular poles apart single unrelated unsimilar centrifugal Divergent book Books books don&39;t read enough today intelligent mind-expanding interesting shocking fantastic intenet reading care stopped woodley Actor actor plumb upright steep erect sheer on end level prone good legal honest proper due moral lawful true evil unreal unfair unjust insane false wrong mad unfit left end up raised upward cocked end on upended lying fallen card clown comic farceur jester wag wit gagster horizontal stand-up standing straight straight-up vertical appropriate condign conscientious deserved equitable ethical fitting honorable justifiable legitimate merited requisite righteous rightful scrupulous suitable virtuous perpendicular upstanding comedian humorist jokester quipster stand-up comedian stand-up comic wisecracker right funnyman Stand up Stand Up stand up fun humor satire farce picnic takeoff drollery hoopla travesty hilarity ball camp jesting joking sitcom laughs funnies grins schtick chaffing gag show play on send-up sadness tragedy Broadway boards climax comedy dramatic art dramatization dramaturgy footlights histrionic art melodrama play production scene show show business showmanship stage show stagecraft tear-jerker theater theatricals thespian art vehicle crisis dramatics emotion excitement histrionics spectacle tension theatrics absurdity broad comedy buffoonery burlesque caricature high camp horseplay interlude joke low camp mock mockery parody pratfall comedy ridiculousness sham skit slapstick curtain-raiser drama entertainment flop hit mask musical one-act opera performance potboiler smash smash hit theatrical turkey act appearance carnival cinema film flick motion picture movie pageant picture presentation showing curiosity demonstration display event exposition extravaganza marvel parade phenomenon representation sight spectacular tableau view wonder Comedy genre Genre Humour Literary literary theo Theo James film Film Ashley ashley judd Judd Kate kate 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