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end expense gravy handle hire honorarium house juice percentage piece piece of the action price rake-off recompense share slice take take-in toll wage whole penalty fees accounts antes bites chunks commissions compensations considerations costs cuts emoluments ends expenses gravies handles hires honorariums houses juices payments percentages piece of the actions pieces prices rake-offs remunerations rewards salaries shares slices stipends take-ins takes tolls debts wholes penalties accretion accrual accumulation achievement addition advance advancement advantage attainment benefit boost buildup dividend growth headway hike improvement increase increment produce progress rise upping velvet yield waste deduction worsening decline handicap failure forfeiture forfeit expenditure stoppage shrinkage reduction misfortune diminishment injury hurt harm decrease hindrance disadvantage stagnation gains accretions accruals accumulations achievements additions advancements advances advantages attainments benefits boosts buildups dividends growths hikes improvements incomes increases increments lucres payoffs profits rises uppings ups velvets yields wastes deductions worsenings declines handicaps failures forfeitures forfeits expenditures stoppages shrinkages reductions misfortunes diminishments injuries decreases hindrances disadvantages product aftermath amount artifact blend brand brew by-product commodity compound concoction confection consequence contrivance creation crop decoction device effect fabrication fruit handiwork invention issue legacy line manufacture merchandise offshoot outcome outgrowth output preparation production realization result spinoff stock synthetic upshot work start origin beginning cause truth resource commencement source article paragraph passage provision requirement section specification stipulation catch chapter codicil condition heading item joker kicker limitation part point proviso rider ultimatum fine print small print whole act amendment announcement bill clause code commitment decree edict enactment judgment law measure order ordinance resolution statute subpoena summons verdict warrant writ rest suspension stoppage repose quiet inertia inactivity idleness cessation addendum adjunct alteration attachment clarification modification motion revision suggestion supplement worsening amendments alterations ameliorations betterment changes corrections enhancements improvements mendings modifications rectifications reformations reforms remedies repairs revisions worsenings injuries hurt harm damages branch detail division element head matter piece portion articles branches chapters clauses details divisions elements headings heads items matters paragraphs parts passages pieces points portions provisions wholes affiliate episode member offshoot period phase stage topic unit wing President Trump cheesecake President trump PRESIDENT TRUMP CEO boss leader premier chief executive officer chief of state commander in chief head of state person in charge prime minister president cheesecake President aid ascendancy asset assistance authority avail blessing boon break choice comfort convenience dominance edge eminence expediency favor gain good gratification help hold improvement influence interest lead leeway leverage luck mastery odds position power precedence preference prestige prevalence profit protection recognition resources return sanction starting superiority support supremacy utility wealth ace in the hole leg-up pre-eminence trump card upper hand bad fortune bad luck block blockage debt disadvantage disapproval disfavor harm hindrance hurt impotence incapacity inefficiency inferiority injury lack last loss misfortune obstruction stop subordination subservience waste weakness outdo overtake exceed finesse outsmart excel surpass defeat lose fall behind fail cap beat best better button down button up can clinch cob complete cover crest crown do to a T eclipse finish outshine outstrip pass put the 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